[looks at the list of nominees]

[notices Kim Du Toit and Citizen Smash at the top]

[notices Nathan Newman at the bottom]

[incredulously, looks again. The list doesn't seem to be inverted.]

[looks out window. Universe doesn't seem to be turning inside out, either]

Jebus. Why would you even want to play in a sandbox dominated by the likes of Citizen Smash and Kim Du Toit? I think you want to lose this one; it's a mark of intelligence and distinction.