May 15, 2003
GOP Loves Lawyers- for Fetuses
Nothing illustrates better why I am pro-choice than Governor Jeb Bush's move to try to appoint a "guardian" for the fetus of a rape victim.
Get raped, buy yourself a lawsuit by the state government on behalf of your "unborn child."
How about this-- the state appoints a guardian for every sperm in a man's body. He must periodically report to the government the name of every sexual partner where said sperm has been deposited; failure to remember said name will constitute reckless abandonment of said sperm and constitute felony child neglect.
Posted by Nathan at May 15, 2003 09:42 AM
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So I could go to jail for masturbating? And would vibrators become abortion aids? Shooudl I use a condom when masturbating and mail the sperm to Jeb!?
Posted by: nofundy at May 15, 2003 12:24 PM
Every woman must put the results of her menstrual period into a container and mail it to Jeb, also.
Posted by: Observer at May 15, 2003 12:36 PM
Sperm are alive. Masturbation is murder. Build more jails now.
Posted by: greymattermom at May 16, 2003 07:52 PM
What was satire under Nixon, giving fetuses the right to vote under Republican guardians, is becoming reality under the Bush brothers.
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Posted by: Gary Denton at May 18, 2003 03:01 PM